Never ever let me redicule the idea of food poisoning. I don’t wish to go into gory details, but I’m damn happy that I can finally manage to drag myself to the PC at long last. As much as I adore bed, spending 90% of my time there isn’t always my idea of a good time.

Anyway, this week expect plenty of review links, for the likes of The Wheelman, Ninja Blade, Wanted: Weapons of Fate, and The Godfather II. Plus, there should hopefully be a hint of an opportunity to cover a sample of all these iPhone/indie titles that people seem eager for me to peek at. To all those who have had to wait, I apologise.

Plus, next week I shall finally be making a few magazine appearances. Under my real name for once, so I can actually shout about it. About blooming time too.