Human Moron
Online CV displaying my writing ‘talents’

The shocking truth that I’ve neglected this little site for far too long hits me like a wet kipper to the left nostril.

Regular readers of my Twitter thingymabob will already know that you can spy my writing twice in the current issue of 360 GAMER magazine. Issue #59 to be absolutely exact. And Wanted and Ninja Blade being the subjects of my critical eye if you can’t really be arsed to read the whole thing. Which would [...]

It’s almost time for EDGE to unleash their 200th issue, and to commemorate this quite fantastic achievement, this particular issue will hit the shops with 200 different covers. 200. One more than 199. Bad times for collectors.

I like the Flashback one personally. On sale March 12th.

If anyone out there is yet to download the absolutely FANASTIC Braid via Xbox Live, you Gold subscribers can now purchase this brilliant platform based mind bender for a mere 800 points.
Microsoft it seems are eager to give the XBLA a good old kick up the arse, with the promise of brand new [...]

It’s been confirmed that the Nintendo DSi will hit European stores on April 3rd, TWO WHOLE DAYS before the console drops in the US.
Priced at a fairly expensive £149.99, the DSi offers various bits and pieces of functionality above and beyond the standard DS. Though it does lack a GBA slot.
But anyway, [...]

Reports are flooding the internet that the Grand Theft Auto IV add-on, The Lost and Damned, features full on man flesh action with a cock and balls dangling before your very eyes.
Now confirmed via a video of the offending cutscene those of you willing to shell out for the add-on will be confronted by the [...]

It seems that not one, but two websites thus far have decided to copy the article ‘Ten reasons to buy a PS3′ word for word. Admittedly one has somehow been translated into Spanish, and both do provide links back to the original article, but surely such copy and paste jobs are not really cricket?

The subject of this sites very first unique review, Skybound, is now ready to be utilised in a competition direct from the development team.

What you need to do is purchase your copy for your iPhone/iTouch, and get yourself in the top 3 spots on the ‘Boss Mode’ and ‘Normal Mode’ leaderboards as the [...]

According to director of hardware marketing for the PS3 John Koller, we should see Blu-ray’s packing both a game AND film on the same disc “this year.”
Though no full details are currently available, Koller seemed eager to push the concept. “There are a lot of developers who say, we have this game based [...]

Now’s your chance to vote for the title you believe to be the best of 2008, as BAFTA have announced the 10 titles to choose from for the game of the year award.
The choices are obvious, with Grand Theft Auto IV no doubt the favourite thanks to its multiformat appeal. Call of [...]

A glimpse at the latest UK all format charts shows Wii Fit continuing to reign supreme and make Nintendo a mass of cash by sticking in the number one spot.
In fact, things are ultimately Nintendo dominated with the ever craved Professor Layton and the Curious Village slipping in at number five, [...]