Human Moron
Online CV displaying my writing ‘talents’

It had to happen. I’ve revievwed the brilliant Batman: Arkham Asylum (Xbox 360), and you can read my full views over at Pocket-Lint.

It’s phenomenally simple, even when you take into account the two game modes which either add or subtract a fantastic representation of gravity.

And now for my second review of the day. A nice early one too of the PS3 exclusive inFamous (PS3)
You can read my full thoughts, a week before release, at Pocket-Lint.

It may be mere days untill I shift all my gaming wares to a new flat, but I can still somehow known up a few pieces of writing content. Firstly today, a review of Bionic Commando (Xbox 360)
You can read my full thoughts of this fairly impressive update to a classic genre over at Pocket-Lint.

With a variety of modes to fiddle with, a cheap price point, and a stunning amount of fun crammed in, Plants vs. Zombies is yet another PopCap classic.

You can now read my full thoughts on X-Men Origins: Wolverine – Uncaged Edition (Xbox 360) over at Pocket-Lint.

Wow, two reviews in such a short space of time. This time the item in the sights of my critical eye is The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena (Xbox 360)
The Butcher Bay update is FANTASTIC. The new scenario, Assault on Dark Athena, not quite so. You can read my full thoughts at Pocket-Lint.

Here’s something a little different. A hugely expensive, but also quite brilliant, Guitar Hero peripheral from Logitech. Namely, the Logitech Wireless Guitar Controller – Premiere Edition (PS3)
You can read my full thoughts at Pocket-Lint.

I’ve suffered quite a few major gaming disappointments over the years thanks to this writing lark. But few come quite so close to the sheer despair felt when discovering that The Godfather II (Xbox 360) is roughly as enjoyable as a hedgehog inserted in the ear.
Read my full scale opinion at Pocket-Lint.

The first of this weeks promised reviews. Namely, The Wheelman (Xbox 360) which is already a rediculously cheap price online. A fun, if flawed title. Even if Vin Diesel looks a little too close to David Beckham on the front cover
Read my full thoughts at Pocket-Lint.

All you point ‘n’ click fanatics will no doubt be aware of the recent ‘Director’s Cut’ of the original Broken Sword that’s just appeared on the Nintendo Wii and DS.
Well, you can read my opinion over at Pocket-Lint.

See, it’s not just the latest blockbusters I take a peek at. Any old mass market tripe will sneak it’s way in.
Read my full opinion of SingStar Queen (PS3) at Pocket-Lint.

Blimey this one’s brutal. Plus it packs the kind of profanity you’d usually not expect to hear outside a Roy “Chubby” Brown DVD. Still, Madworld (Wii) is a pretty decent title. Repetative, but masses of fun. And just check out that Amazon price too. Bargain.
You can read my full opinion over at Pocket-Lint.

For those of you looking for an opinion on the upcoming GTA: Chinatown Wars (Nintendo DS) then head over to Pocket-Lint and take a peek at my offering. It’s really good. The game I mean. Not the opinion.

It’s been quite a while since I had the opportunity to truly tear into a piece of absolute gaming tosh. Which is why the appearance of ShellShock 2: Blood Trails (Xbox 360) was so appealing. I must beg every single last one of you that you flatly refuse to pick this one up. Even if [...]

The first of two reviews of Resident Evil 5 (Xbox 360) to appear. One will be a few weeks though, it being in magazine form.
Anyway, read the full whack at Pocket-Lint.

Told you it was coming. You can read my full review of the BRILLIANT Empire: Total War (PC DVD) now at Pocket-Lint.
And if you’d read and taken advantage of yesterdays ‘bargain‘ post, you could have bought the game for a full £1 less. Let that be a lesson to you.

Turn off the assists in the latter missions and things can get truly hectic. And the graphics are top notch.

Covered the Wii port of the Xbox 360 zombie classic Dead Rising, Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop, for Pocket-Lint.
In short, it’s not very good. If you want a longer explanation, bugger off to Pocket-Lint.